Poison Control

I am the best mother in the world! I have had to call Poison Control four times in the last four months! Yes that is right, once a month. My sweet Kenedy eats everything! First it was pool chemicals; then it was Cascade, baby oil and just yesterday Oil base paint. Every time I call I feel like I am the worst mother ever! I feel like the people are thinking where were you when she was eating paint? The funniest thing is that most of the time I am sitting right there and catch her right after she inserts the chemicals in her mouth! I promise I feed her, she just gets into everything! Every time you call they ask your name, her name and your zip code. Yesterday they asked me for my last name after I gave them the first three answers! I was freaking out that they are tracking us and that they are going to come and take her away because they think I'm not taking care of her. However, to my relief a friend of mine told me that she called countless times with one of her mischievous children and everything was just fine! Kenedy is such a sweet little girl, but the biggest klutz you will ever find! Between her accident proneness and her desire to taste everything, I wonder if she will make it to her fifth birthday!